MINE.

As soon as I haul my tired carcass out of bed in the morning those dogs jump in my grave, leaving only for the occasional snack or pee break. I have to bribe them with treats to get them to move long enough that I can make the bed, and most days anymore I don’t even bother, because they’ll just burrow and dig the blankets back to their liking.

Seriously, why my side? What difference can it make to a dog?

Would love to hear your amateur Dog Whisperer theories.