Category: Everything Else

  • Philadelphia Zoo Pt. 2: McNeil Avian Center

    I hope you love birds too.

    It is economical. It saves going to heaven.

    Emily Dickinson
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    Now, had it been up to me, I think I could have happily passed all four hours at the zoo in the McNeil Avian Center. Usually it’s quite crowded and you get a bit of that “cattle drive” feeling walking through it– just keep moving or you’ll be trampled.

    On this post-snowpocalypse windy day, though, the place was nearly empty, and nice and cozy and warm. The birds were braver and landed on branches just overhead, as if to get a closer look at you.
    I think this fierce little guy is a Kingfisher of some sort. Isn’t he cute? I wanted to toss him in my pocket and take him home with me.
    The children were delighted by the dental work on this one.
    I was less inclined to want to throw him in my pocket.
    I’m sure he has a lovely personality and all… in my mind he has a voice like Gilbert Gottfried and he’s doing vaudeville routines.
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    At one point the birds got to take a shower, which made them all happy and dance-y.
    I do like a nice shower myself.
    (Side note: Cassie’s favorite zoo thing is the flamingo exhibit, so we had to head there first. The flamingos were inside, obviously, in a building with lots of windows. They were also getting a shower, and they were dancing like crazy. Flamingos know how to party.
    The National Aviary in Pittsburgh has a program called the Flamingo Connection where you can get into the exhibit, and the flamingos will come and check you out; if you’re lucky they will preen you. There’s also a Penguin Connection. I’ve already had the chance to pet a penguin, but I think the kids want to as well, cheeky things. I see a trip to Pittsburgh in the near future!)
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    This one has a hairstyle similar to Jacob’s, overstyled and spiky.
    If we dyed Jake’s hair green and purple I’m sure the resemblance would be uncanny.
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    Check out the mohawk on this one!
    I wanted to touch the curls on his head- they look like they could feel like curls of chocolate, or the curly waxy petals of a hyacinth- but apparently they frown on that sort of thing.
    Sigh.
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    Another awesome hairstyle. This makes me yearn for the 80s.
    This is the Victoria Crowned Pigeon, by the way.
    Next time I’ll bring a notebook and try to match up all the names with the faces.
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    If I remember correctly, this effect is achievable with egg whites, Elmer’s Glue, and a hair dryer.
    Or Rave #4 in the pump bottle. Do they still make Rave hairspray?
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    Another round of snow expected today… and better arrive, to justify the kids being off school.
    They’re calling it a “snow hurricane,” which feels like overkill given the NOTHING that is sticking at the moment. But if we do get snowed in and get bored we can try on bird hairdos… beats playing another 100 rounds of Connect Four!
    Stay warm, stay sane! How many days until spring?
  • Giveaway: Turbo Tax Deluxe Gift Card

    I like to pay taxes.

    With them I buy civilization.
    ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
    OK, nobody really likes to pay taxes. But the order-loving side of me enjoys the calculations involved, the collecting of relevant papers, the sorting of numbers and then the filing away of another year.
    Even though everybody and their mother insists that you should have “someone” do your taxes when they get the slightest bit complicated (my husband lives in one state and works in another part of the time, I am a freelancer and independent contractor), I’ve always used Turbo Tax. It’s easy and gets easier every year. It took me less than an hour to prepare my tax returns for federal and two states, and I can do it in my sweats while watching TV (always a selling point). And then it printed out vouchers for me to use while paying my estimated taxes for 2010.
    Turbo Tax also saves your info from year to year, and now is linked to Mint.com. Mint is a free online budgeting and tracking system that I just recently signed up for, and I can already see how much easier it’s going to make next year’s taxes– I can just flag anything that was purchased for business, and it’ll upload next year along with real estate taxes and mortgage interest as appropriate for deductions. AWESOME. Turbo Tax is also linked to Quicken and Microsoft Money, but as I don’t use those programs, I can’t speak as to how seamless that process is.
    Anyhoo, the reason I’m telling you all this is because Kelly, a lovely local lady over at The Centsible Life, DM’d me on Twitter last week to let me know that I’d won a gift card for Turbo Tax– but I’d already done my taxes the week before! Nothing unusual there, really; that’s how my life works.
    I was hoping that it would still be good next year, but alas, it specifies 2009.
    So my loss is your gain! Win a Turbo Tax Deluxe gift card– redeemable at TurboTax.com and good for one free federal + state preparation and e-file with TurboTax Deluxe Online 2009.
    Just leave me a reply below letting me know how you feel about taxtime to enter, and on Sunday, February 28th at midnight I’ll pull a random winner.
  • Philadelphia Zoo in Winter

    In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy.
    ~William Blake

    Maverick has been selected to participate in the Junior Advisory Council for the Philadelphia Zoo, so Jake and Cass and I trekked up to Philly on Saturday for some facetime with the animals.

    Want to know the best thing about the zoo after 40 inches of snow? NO HUMANS. At least, not so many that you feel obligated to catch glimpses of things and then move on so someone else can get their turn. Nope, you can sit and take purty pictures to your heart’s content.
    Here are some of my favorites; more to come.
    Captions are just what popped into my head so proceed with caution.

    Stanley looked cool & detached,
    but then, penguins often do.
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    “High five!”
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    I hate Mondays.

    “My spoon is too big!”
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    The bus will be here soon.

    Whatever. Later, bitches.
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