Recipe: Homemade Oatmeal Creme Pies

oatmeal creme pie recipe Recipe: Homemade Oatmeal Creme Pies

You can be miserable before you have a cookie

and you can be miserable after you eat a cookie

but you can’t be miserable while you are eating a cookie.

―Ina Garten, the Barefoot Contessa

I really like cookies. All kinds of cookies.

I really, really, really like Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pie cookies. But I haven’t bought them in a while.

See, I really, really, really don’t like the list of ingredients on a Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pie box:

Corn Syrup, Enriched Bleached Flour (Wheat Flour, Barley Malt, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate [Vitamin B1], Riboflavin [Vitamin B2], Folic Acid), Vegetable Shortening (Partially Hydrogenated Soybean And Cottonseed Oils), Dextrose, Oats, Water, Sugar, Molasses, Raisins, Contains 2% Or Less Of Each Of The Following: Leavening (Baking Soda, Ammonium Bicarbonate), Whey (Milk), Salt, Emulsifiers (Soy Lecithin, Mono- And Diglycerides, Sorbitan Monostearate, Polysorbate 60), Corn Starch, Eggs, Egg Whites, Cocoa, Coconut (Sulfite Treated To Preserve Color), Evaporated Apples (Sulfite Treated To Preserve Color), Rice Flour, Nonfat Dry Milk, Carrageenan, Spices, Sorbic Acid (To Retain Freshness), Colors (Caramel Color, Yellow 5, Red 40), Natural And Artificial Flavors (this list taken from an online store product description; it is possible the current box reads slightly differently).

I don’t mind in indulging in a little guilty pleasure here and there when it comes to food, but these take the cake (cookie?).  The Good Guide gives Little Debbie’s sinfully tasty wonders a mere 1.1 for nutritional value (and a meager 2.9 overall). Trans fats, high fructose corn syrup, artificial flavors and of course the fact that each and every cookie pie comes encased in plastic make these the very very guiltiest of pleasures.

Happily, the DIY route here is not terribly difficult, and every bit as delicious as the original— maybe even better. Yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s even better icon smile Recipe: Homemade Oatmeal Creme Pies

Not good for you, necessarily, but definitely an indulgence that’s less guilt-inducing!

I give you… homemade oatmeal CREAM pies.

(Real food gets real spelling.)

 

oatmeal creme pies Recipe: Homemade Oatmeal Creme Pies
 

Make Your Own Oatmeal Creme (nay, CREAM) Pies

 

Cookie Ingredients:

2 sticks butter at room temperature
3/4 packed cup brown sugar
1/2 cup sugar
2 eggs
1 1/4 tsp vanilla
1 Tbsp honey
1 3/4 cup all purpose flour
1 tsp baking soda
1/8 tsp cinnamon
1/2 tsp salt (if using unsalted butter)
1 1/2 cups quick cooking oats

oatmeal cookies1 Recipe: Homemade Oatmeal Creme PiesUsing a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment cream the butter, brown sugar, and sugar together. Add eggs, honey and vanilla and allow to mix until uniform.

In another bowl whisk together flour, baking soda, cinnamon, and salt. Add the flour mixture to the creamed butter, a little at a time, until just blended. Stir in oats by hand. Cool in fridge for 10-15 minutes.

While dough is chilling, preheat oven to 350 degrees. Line two baking sheets with parchment paper.

Drop spoonfuls of dough onto baking sheet. Bake for 8 to 10 minutes until edges brown. Allow to cool completely (they will fall apart if you try moving them while warm. Patience is a virtue!).

While the cookies are cooling, wash out your mixer bowl and dry thoroughly. Fit with whisk attachment.

 

Marshmallow Filling Ingredients:

2 egg whites
1/2 cup sugar (or slightly less; I thought this could stand to be less sweet)
1/4 tsp cream of tartar
1/2 tsp vanilla (I’ll say that I think using quality vanilla makes a HUGE difference here)

oatmeal cream pie frosting Recipe: Homemade Oatmeal Creme PiesWhisk egg whites, sugar and cream of tartar in a double boiler over simmering water. (Don’t have a double boiler? You can use a Pyrex bowl over a pot of hot water, just make sure the bottom of the bowl doesn’t touch the water). Keep whisking until sugar is completely dissolved and mixture is frothy (about 160 degrees).

Transfer to standing mixer bowl and whisk on high until stiff peak stage (mixture is sculpted into standing peaks when whisk is lifted). Gently mix in vanilla.

Frost underside of cooled cookie and sandwich with a second cooled cookie. EAT.

 

HELPFUL TIP:

See the cookies pictured all over this post? Too much frosting. Totally gooped out the other end when you took a bite. A little goes a long way here! (But if you go overboard and wind up with extra, unfrosted cookies, no worries. The cookies are delicious on their own.)

These cookies stored well for 24 hours in a sealed container. God bless ya if you manage to keep them in the house for longer than that!

 

Cass oatmeal creme pie Recipe: Homemade Oatmeal Creme Pies

 

 

Comments

  1. Bet says

    A friend made these and brought them to a cookout and they were AMAZING! They were totally devoured and I’m definitely planning to make them myself! Thanks for a great recipe.

  2. Sandy says

    I’ve made these several times and the family can’t stop eating them! I add an extra 1/2c of oats to the cookie and i have no issues with them falling apart.

  3. Hope says

    I came across this recipe a while ago and made these cookies, my family loved them. I didn’t have all of stuff for the filling but the cookies were amazing. I did add extra oats and they still turned out good. Thank you for sharing this wonderful recipe.

  4. says

    I just made this recipe. It was delicious. I messed up and put the cookies too close together. But it is delish. OH and I had no cream of tarter. I’m going to share with my 5 readers!

  5. says

    These were WONDERFUL! Thank you so much for posting this! I can’t stand to buy the store version of these due to all the disgustingness, errrr ingredients. Now, I have an alternative that is even better than the box! Woohoo! Thanks again!

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