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  • Seven for Saturday: News You Can Use 3/26

    [Portrait of Enric Madriguera and Patricia Gilmore on their farm, Connecticut, ca. June 1947] (LOC)

    Off to IKEA today. Say a quick prayer for impulse control, for the sake of my wallet.

    1. Genes tweaked, cows will now give ‘human milk’

      Chinese scientists have engineered a herd of genetically-modified cows that produce milk with the characteristics of human milk. The Frankenmilk will allegedly be available for purchase in two years, and on supermarket shelves within a decade.

      While I get that this is probably backlash from all those melamine-tainted cans of formula, wouldn’t it make more sense to provide support for more humans to produce human milk? Aren’t most Asians lactose-intolerant anyway?

    2. The Dangers of ‘Nerfing’ the World for Our Kids

      “Getting the Chicken Pox, having a runny nose, and making mud pies are a part of any healthy childhood. Short of wrapping your offspring in cellophane and foam rubber, there is no way to prevent every single misfortune that may come along. The only thing we will succeed in doing is making sure the common cold becomes a killer.

      Well said.

    3. Calif. P.E. Flops With Only 1 In 3 Of Kids Passing Fitness Test

      This is hardly surprising; the article also reports that “the World Health Organization found last year that kids everywhere are too sedentary, with only 25 percent of boys and 15 percent of girls getting enough exercise.” Depending on school P.E. classes to fix the problem of childhood obesity, however, is just not going to cut it.

    4. Stink bug population spreading across USA

      The video claims the epicenter is in the Mid-Atlantic, but I’ve got photographic evidence that the epicenter is actually in my attic. Researchers at the University of Delaware are investigating whether introducing killer wasps, the stink bugs’ natural predator in China, into the population will create its own set of problems.

      (The video is interesting, but I will admit I think it could be so much better with the Honey Badger treatment.)

    5. Facial expressions, weight may sway kids’ eating

      A French research team found that kids were more likely to want a food they dislike, if presented with an image of someone enjoying that food. But, seeing a person “disgusted” by a food— even one they already like— turned them off to that food.

      The lesson here: kids are picking up on everything you do, including wincing when eating your veggies.

    6. The power of lonely: What we do better without other people around

      This article on the benefits of solitude has been sitting open on a tab in my browser since it was published 3 weeks ago. I touched on this subject a while back in a post titled Alone, and I don’t think I have enough new material to warrant a whole new post. But I wanted everyone to revisit the question of whether our kids get enough alone time.

    7. The Godmother of Chick-Lit

      Francine Pascal is back, and Sweet Valley Confidential picks up a decade after Sweet Valley High left off. Diablo Cody (who wrote Juno) is working on a Sweet Valley movie. I’m not sure what to think of the re-emergence of the Wakefield twins and their matching gold lavaliere necklaces; even as I devoured the books as a tween I recognized the fact that they were fluff drivel. ADDICTIVE, HUGELY SATISFYING fluff drivel, but still. Did they need to come back? Doesn’t this generation deserve mass-produced, committee-written, cliché-laden “literature” of its own?

      As an aside, I once told a girl that she looked just like Jessica Wakefield— she totally did— and she had no idea what I was talking about, which made me feel about 80 years old.

    Bonus:

    This video about the creation of an animated pop-up book, a 3-D effect brought about by projecting images onto a pop-up “world,” is one of the most hauntingly beautiful things I have seen in a while.

    The Ice Book (HD) from Davy and Kristin McGuire on Vimeo.

    Have a lovely weekend!

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  • The Lorax: starring Zac Efron as The Boy & Taylor Swift as his love interest. Um, what?

    The Lorax: starring Zac Efron as The Boy & Taylor Swift as his love interest. Um, what?

    new lorax

    “I repeat,” cried the Lorax,
    “I speak for the trees!”

    “I’m busy,” I told him.
    “Shut up, if you please.”

    It seems like for every one children’s movie they get right, five go horribly, horribly wrong.

    Quite some time ago I heard they were making a CGI version of the primer for budding environmentalists: Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax. This is one of Cass’s favorite books; one that I’ve read so many times to three children over a decade that I can probably recite it from memory.

    Which is to say: there is no way I will avoid seeing this movie in theaters.

    I moaned and groaned about how Hollywood seems incapable of coming up with anything new, to be sure. I probably said something along the lines of, “The original is a classic.” Because at heart I am a cantankerous old man.

    But Jim Carrey wasn’t involved, and I’m sure the visuals will be stunning, so I kept the grousing to a fair minimum.

    Then a few months ago I heard that Danny Devito was to be the “sharpish and bossy” voice of the Lorax, with his “sawdusty sneeze.” This I approved of.

    I saw Despicable Me, and enjoyed it much more than I expected, so I was not terribly upset to hear that both the co-director and art director of the upcoming Lorax also worked on that film.

    And now…

    The animated adventure follows the journey of a boy as he searches for the one thing that will enable him to win the affection of the girl of his dreams. To find it he must discover the story of the Lorax, the grumpy yet charming creature who fights to protect his world.

    Also bringing their talents to the film are global superstars Zac Efron as Ted, the idealistic young boy who searches for the Lorax, and Taylor Swift as Audrey, the girl of Ted’s dreams. Rob Riggle will play financial king O’Hare, and beloved actress Betty White has signed on to portray Ted’s wise Grammy Norma.

    taylor swift character in The Lorax

    Yes, I get that they had to flesh out the story a bit to fill two hours. But you know what? They got so caught up in “biggering, and biggering, and BIGGERING” the storyline, that they totally missed the point of the story.

    I know what you are thinking.

    Now listen here, Dad!
    All you do is yap-yap and say, ‘Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!’

    This is an important distinction to make.

    Dr. Seuss handed the power to change the world directly into the hands of children.

    UNLESS someone like you
    cares a whole awful lot,
    nothing is going to get better.
    It’s not.

    By aging the main character old enough to have a “girl of his dreams,” Universal has taken that power away. They made saving the earth the realm of the older kid. Who, apparently, is doing it to win her affection.

    They have completely ruined the essence of the story.

    Dude, that sucks.

    Yap-yap. Bad, bad, bad, bad.

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    Press release here.

  • Seven for Saturday: News You Can Use

    Seven for Saturday: News You Can Use

    purple crocus

    If you’ve never been thrilled to the very edges of your soul
    by a flower in spring bloom,

    maybe your soul has never been in bloom.

    -Terri Guillemets

    Although today’s predicted is a mere 54 degrees (that’s 21 less than the beauty we had yesterday), I’m planning to spend as much time out in the sunshine and down in the dirt as possible. So here’s just a quick few of the links that caught my eye this week:

    1. PepsiCo announces 100% recyclable, plant-based bottle.

      pepsi green bottle“The bottle is made from bio-based raw materials, including switch grass, pine bark and corn husks.  In the future, the company expects to broaden the renewable sources used to create the “green” bottle to include orange peels, potato peels, oat hulls and other agricultural byproducts from its foods business.” An awesome example to be setting: a huge corporation taking a green initiative that presumably will also save them money. Can’t wait to see how this pans out, and whether other companies will follow suit. (Also, feeling a little less guilty about my daily Pepsi indulgence.)

    2. Agriculture Industry Pushes To Make Undercover Filming Of Farm Animal Abuse Illegal.

      In this corner: “Legislators and farming groups respond that they’re only trying to prevent people from fraudulently seeking jobs in order to shoot videos that may give an unfair perspective on livestock operations.” And in this corner: “They’re trying to criminalize someone being an eye witness to a crime.” I am so beyond biased against Big Ag at this point that I will refrain from comment, but I’d love to hear what you think about whistleblowers being prosecuted.

    3. Chernobyl photoreportage: Elena Filatova’s Ghost Town (via ReNest)

      This week I learned that nuclear disasters are rated on a scale of 0-7; Three Mile Island was a 5, and Chernobyl was a 7. (Last I saw Japan holds steady at a 6.) Just after this was reported (notable, I think, that France reported it quite a bit before I saw any US articles), the search term Chernobyl was trending all over the place, which made me wonder how much the average person even knows about the disaster. My brother and I have a particular fascination with Chernobyl, the depressing yet ethereal beauty of a land abandoned. There are over 2000 towns & villages within 250 kms of the Chernobyl reactor that are being reclaimed by nature. Elena Filatova likes to visit them on her motorcycle and take hauntingly beautiful photographs.

    4. Inside the multimillion-dollar essay-scoring business: Behind the scenes of standardized testing (via Twitter, from Kelly at The Centsible Life)

      I freaking loathe standardized testing, and lest you point to sour grapes, I consistently scored 99.9% all through my grade school career. You know what that means? Not that I’m smarter than the average bear. It just means I’m really good at taking standardized tests. Know how many well-paying jobs require you to take standardized tests all day? NONE. Those scores never did anything for me. But today, they take up weeks of my kids’ time, not to mention the god-only-knows how many hours of teaching to the test, not to mention the fact that school funding and teachers’ jobs depend on the outcomes. And according to this article, there’s no guarantee at all that the scores are even accurate. STOP THE MADNESS. No Child Left Behind hurts everyone.

    5. Why Preschool Shouldn’t Be Like School: New research shows that teaching kids more and more, at ever-younger ages, may backfire.

      “Direct instruction really can limit young children’s learning. Teaching is a very effective way to get children to learn something specific… But it also makes children less likely to discover unexpected information and to draw unexpected conclusions.” Love this article as a counterpoint to the woman suing a NY preschool for ruining her 4yo’s chances at Ivy League, but also as it points to the sagacity of the Montessori method. My question is, why are we limiting this discussion to young children? (Hat tip goes to my sister-in-law for finding this.)

    6. Supermoon.

      super full moonThe moon tonight will appear 14% larger and 30% brighter due to its relative proximity to the earth. It’s recommended that you check it out at sunset, as the horizon will make the illusion of super-bigness more intense. Make sure you include other elements in your frame to provide a point of reference— one full moon looks pretty much like any other hanging solo in the night sky (as evidenced by my attempts last night). Grab your camera and head outside!

    7. Pretty Neat Review & Giveaway.

      Blatant self-promotional link! Spring starts Monday: are ya spring cleaning, decluttering, getting your house & life in order? I’m giving away a copy of Pretty Neat: the buttoned-up way to get organized & let go of perfection; you should enter to win it. 

    Bonus, apropos of nothing:

    You may or may not have heard about the Rebecca Black “Friday” video that’s gone viral. I just wanna say I really like the Bob Dylan version.