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  • Seven for Saturday: News You Can Use 4/2

    Seven for Saturday: News You Can Use 4/2

    catching a football

    I think you enjoy the game more if you don’t know the rules.
    — Jonathan Davies

    So today officially marks my crossing the line to Soccer Mom. Usually my kids just sign up for winter sports; I always figured that we get out enough in warmer weather to get them suitably exercised. However, it was brought to my attention that Organized Sports Build Character and You Are Depriving Your Children of a Proper Childhood, so I forked over some $150 in fees, $45 in jerseys, $175 in cleats and mouthguards and shinguards, for the privilege of giving up 5 hours during the week for practices, plus pretty much my whole Saturday (9:15am, 11:15am, 2pm, and the field is 20 minutes away). With that investment, however, I will be giving up my free time long into the future, because you better believe they will wear those cleats until they fall all to pieces. (The cleats, not the children.)

    I’m a little terrified because Maverick opted to sign up for football, a sport that I only know enough about to enjoy watching on the TV, and the coach emailed a playbook of some 20+ plays for him to learn before his first game today. I sort of hate the way our sport culture is set up so you can’t just dive into new sports as you please; at 10 he is very likely behind the skill level of the other kids.  So any good thoughts you can send my way would be much appreciated.

    And now for the links:

    1. The Creativity Crisis: Why American Schools Need Design

    “NASA and Boeing are finding that recent graduates can technically render in two dimensions but can no longer think in three. Ideal job candidates at these companies must now show they can “think with their hands” by having expertise or a second major in a musical instrument, auto repair, or sculpture. At Stanford, the rediscovery of hands-on learning arose partly from the frustration of engineering, architecture, and design professors who realized that their best students had never taken apart a bicycle or built a model airplane.” Great, great article. Share it with everyone you know.

    2. Kindergarten Shop Class

    “Children are inherently exploratory,” Mr. Tulley said. Years ago, he added: “they were only limited by their imaginations. Now, they seem to be limited by parents.” So true. Even in our house, my husband, Mr. Tinkerer himself, won’t allow our son to use his tools without the most intrusive supervision. One year our oldest went to a Boy Scout birdhouse-making clinic… where the adults operated all the saws and hammers. (Maybe people will loosen up once they realize they’re jeopardizing their child’s chances of working for NASA or Boeing?)

    3. U.S. Obesity Epidemic Now Requiring Fatter Crash Test Dummies

    OK, so this is a little complicated. Current safety ratings are based on assumptions that kids of a certain age are a certain size, on average. The problem is that kids are now hitting higher weights at younger (shorter) ages, so those ratings aren’t accurate.

    Now, crash test dummies simulate actual bodies, meaning that we guesstimate the damage an accident will wreak on the human body based on what damage the dummy accrues. To make the dummy a representation of a human requires a series of crashes DONE on humans, cadavers, so that researchers know precisely how much a body can take.

    Which means to make an accurate test dummy for a heavier, smaller child, we first need a number of child cadavers to develop the test dummies. Want to hazard a guess as to how many grieving parents offer up their child’s bodies for these test crashes? My guess would be not a lot.

    It’s just one more way child obesity is putting kids at risk, but it’s something I wanted people to think about, too.

    4. Hands-Free Faucets Can Harbor Nasty Germs

    “…half of more than 100 water samples taken from the electronic faucets grew Legionella, the type of bacteria that cause Legionnaire’s disease… Only 15 percent of 75 water samples collected from manual faucets did the same.” Um, that’s a real bummer, as I have always championed our automatic faucet as not only keeping people’s germs to themselves, but also helping to conserve water. On the other hand, is Legionnaire’s something you need to worry about in a single-family household vs. a large community building? I’ll have to do more research before I make any changes.

    5. Scientists find physical clutter negatively affects your ability to focus, process information

    The research of neuroscientists confirms what we knew in our hearts to be true anyway: “This research shows that you will be less irritable, more productive, distracted less often, and able to process information better with an uncluttered and organized home and office.” My zeal for achieving zen house has been renewed.

    6. Introducing Starbucks Mobile Pour

    “In seven of the largest cities around the country, we’re sending out two scooter baristas per every square mile to ensure speedy service. We’ve even made ordering easy with our Mobile Pour app for your smartphone. Simply download it, allow it to pinpoint your location, select your coffee order and keep walking. Your fresh, hot Starbucks brew will be in your hands before you can say abra-arabica.” I am frankly speechless in the face of such genius. How many times have you said, “I wish someone would bring me coffee?” Snaps to Starbucks for making it happen.

    7. Mr. Popper’s Penguins: Another Childhood Classic RUINED

    This week’s shameless self-promotion. I don’t know when we decided that Jim Carrey is stellar entertainment for kids, but he’s like the Grinch who stole children’s literature. How many childhood favorites are we gonna let him mess up before someone puts a stop to it?

    Bonus Video (RSS readers may need to click through):

    I’ve put this on this blog & other blogs before, and my brother just posted it on Facebook earlier this week. I recommend listening with your eyes shut, but that’s up to you. One of the best lists of advice out there… and it makes me cry every time.

     

     

    What stories did you take note of this week?
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  • Mr. Popper’s Penguins: Another Childhood Classic RUINED

    Mr. Popper’s Penguins: Another Childhood Classic RUINED

    There was not the slightest doubt about it.

    It was a penguin.

    Mr. Popper was speechless with delight.

    – Richard & Florence Atwater, Mr. Popper’s Penguins

    Perhaps I’m being overly dramatic. The “Mr. Popper’s Penguins” that is slated to arrive in theaters this summer doesn’t ruin the quietly lovely 1938 classic so much as it barely even resembles it.

    In short, from what I’ve seen of the trailer, the only way the movie gets away with calling itself “Mr. Popper’s Penguins” is

    1. Jim Carrey plays a man named Mr. Popper, and
    2. penguins are involved.

    Mr. Popper’s Penguins, the Newbery Award Honor Book penned by Richard & Florence Atwater, is a simple story of a simple house painter who dreams of places he has never been. In particular, he is taken with the cold white expanses of the Poles, and follows the stories of the Polar expeditions via National Geographic, the radio, the picture show. He writes a letter to Admiral Drake, far away on an Antarctic expedition, and Admiral Drake sends him a penguin of his very own. As one might guess, the crazy antics start there.

    I reread this tonight, I’ve read it aloud to each of my children in their turn from the very copy I read as a child, and I still think it’s funny. Not in-your-face Jim Carrey funny, maybe, but sweetly funny and easily imaginable to a child. How would your household be turned upside down to accommodate such a guest?

    The solutions are practical; the concerns realistic. Where will the Poppers find the money to support an exotic animal with specific needs, when money is tight already? Yet there is no squabbling, no question that the family will support Mr. Popper and his passion; and Mr. Popper himself attends with great patience to the needs of the animal entrusted to his care; “nothing was ever too much trouble for him.” Until one day, he is greatly rewarded for his patience, his dreaming, his simple passions, his love and his stewardship.

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    I had always thought Mr. Popper’s Penguins was one of those books EVERY kid reads, like Ramona the Pest and The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (please tell me all kids read those). Until I was lucky enough to be invited to a sneak peak of a feature at the Camden Adventure Aquarium, and got to actually pet a penguin and talk to his trainer.

    “Do they really say ‘Ork‘?” I asked him.

    He looked confused, so I helped him out. “Like in Mr. Popper’s Penguins. The book?”

    He shook his head. “Never read that one,” he said.

    He. Was. A. Penguin. Trainer. and he’d never read the book. I expressed my shock to the friend who had come with me, and she’d never read it either.

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    So when I heard they were making a movie of Mr. Popper’s Penguins, I thought GOOD. Maybe now kids will go and discover this sweet book and its gentle humor and love. I thought about who I wanted to play Mr. Popper, the house painter, an untidy man splattered with paint and with bits of wallpaper clinging to his hair and whiskers. Sitting in his armchair with his pipe, his book and his globe.

    I thought Hugh Laurie. I thought, maybe Matthew Broderick.

    UGH. Jim freaking Carrey, the ruiner of childhood classics. Horton Hears a Who, the Lemony Snicket series, How the Grinch Stole Christmas AND A Christmas Carol weren’t enough for him, oh no. He’s like the Grinch who stole children’s lit.

    In the trailer, these words come out of Jim Carrey’s mouth.

    “I’m not coming in to work today. Because I have a pest problem.”

    “I don’t like you, I don’t need you, I don’t want you in my life!”

    Dude. Mr. Popper would NEVER say such things.

     

     

    It looks like the plotline goes like this: Jim Carrey is a high-powered something or other; penguins are thrust upon him; he doesn’t like, need or want them. He probably deals with them to make his children happy, grows attached to them after teaching them to dance, loses his job due to his seemingly manic behavior, but regains the love and respect of his family.

    I’ve seen that movie before, frankly. The details were different but the message the same. Liar Liar anyone? Dr. Doolittle?

    Why couldn’t they make a movie that celebrates a family that is close and strong and loving to begin with… and stayed that way? That celebrates penguins for being penguins, instead of being a CGI-enhanced dance troupe?

    Kids are going to see this spectacle, and Jim Carrey making an exaggerated ass out of himself as usual. I’m still going to see it, because I LOVE PENGUINS. It will probably be mildly amusing, taken on its own merits.

    What kills me is the idea that some of those kids will go to read the book afterwards… and be disappointed by the comparison. “Not as good as the movie.”

    The book is quiet. Simple. The real Mr. Popper is practically the anti-Jim Carrey.

    I KNOW Hollywood is capable of producing a good children’s movie that stays true to the story (Because of Winn-Dixie springs to mind). Why don’t they? Why do they insist on doing things like introducing a love story into The Lorax?

    In any case, I implore you. PLEASE. Buy your kid a copy of the book and read it with them, or to them BEFORE you see the movie. It will all be worth it if kids actually read and love the story… so that they can enjoy it with their own kids. If they grow to love penguins, real penguins, and work to preserve their habitat.

    Gah. Stupid Jim Carrey.

    Oh, and P.S…

    Guess who’s playing Agatha Christie’s Miss Marple in the Disney remake?

    Jennifer Garner. Just shoot me now, please.

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